I signed up for the sponsored swim and the bake sale!  Am I supposed to find a sponsor for the swim myself?  Oh!  Does anyone want to sponsor me?!  I'm a good swimmer, I promise!  We have a pond at home and I swim all the time during the summer!  And I bet mum will send things to sell for the bake sale and I hope she sends me some money to buy them with too because I love mum's sweets but I want to help raise money too and not just eat them!  I wish I got to miss classes for the events I'm in, but I already have free periods those times.  Not fair!  Oh and Oliver please don't get hurt during the broom races or anything, okay?  You know that mum freaks out about stuff like that.  Oh!  And it's almost CHRISTMAS!!!

( Sean Callum Wood for 91mod )